February 2012
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me: I'm so full omg I'm not gonna eat for days
me: are those brownies
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me: oh my god
me: holy ripe bananas in a barrel
me: look at them
me: their love is so powerful
me: WHAT IF THEY KISSED RIGHT NOW
me: THEY HAVE TO KISS
me: they didnt kiss
me: they must be waiting for the right moment
me: bless their beautiful little hearts
me: i love you
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mom: i don't understand what you do on the internet all the time
me: yeah neither do i
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Co-worker: Tom bought us bagels.They're on the table.
Me: I had breakfast earlier. Thanks anyway.
Co-worker: Have a second breakfast.
Me: I don't want to. I'm not hungry.
Co-worker: YOUR WAIST IS THE SIZE OF MY FOREARM. HAVE A SECOND BREAKFAST AND JOIN THE REST OF US IN FATVILLE.
I’m gonna die alone with my picture collection of comfy looking beds and all the food porn. Seriously.
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