- Co-worker: Tom bought us bagels.They're on the table.
- Me: I had breakfast earlier. Thanks anyway.
- Co-worker: Have a second breakfast.
- Me: I don't want to. I'm not hungry.
- Co-worker: YOUR WAIST IS THE SIZE OF MY FOREARM. HAVE A SECOND BREAKFAST AND JOIN THE REST OF US IN FATVILLE.
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